fluent-in-lesbianism:

MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.

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harlecat:

harlecat:

Honestly these kids are so bad at insulting me it’s cute

"Nerdbutt"
"Aw thank you"

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tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

tiasiandaly:

diinkle-berg:

me at the end of the school year.

i want this gif on my grave stone.

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lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

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gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

gorillamunchies:

me after I reincarnate

(Source: bobasprite)

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taxicar:

tumblr made me think about a lot of things but mostly social justice and my eyebrows

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No matter how much you feed the wolf, he keeps looking at the forest.
Ilse Lehiste (via wordsireadandloved)

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