radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

(via unofficialmom)

catholicnun:

English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever

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astound:

Why have a thigh gap when you can thigh clap

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

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cloritos:

i said a swear once and next thing you know i was doing meth

(Source: jonasbruhs, via unofficialmom)

jaclcfrost:

[feels any emotion intensely for longer than five minutes] oh. oh god

(via unofficialmom)

carnivour:

I admit, I am an asshole. But I got a nice booty and my hair soft so I feel like I deserve the best like ????

(Source: carnivour, via xknivesandlint)